Snapple Realizes It’s Garbage

In a rare moment of clarity, [a soda company came to the conclusion that their popularity has waned because their product is made of poison and tastes like crap](http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/19/reading-the-tea-leaves-snapple-refreshes-itself/).

Focus groups say- surprise- that snapple doesn’t taste as good as products that are made out of **food**. Honest Tea or [preservative free] Lipton fare better with peeps and in sales these days, as people realize they can have a bottled beverage that doesn’t taste like drain cleaner.