The Omnivorous Fish

I can’t make coffee worth a damn. It’s a good thing I have mostly dated people that make excellent coffee, because the coffee I make by and large sucks. I used to make great coffee, and I honestly don’t know what happened. I used to make bitchin’ espresso and decent drip coffee, I made turkish coffee all the time, and I wanted to buy a percolater, though I never did.

Then one day, something changed.

Maybe the coffee elves lost my address. Maybe it was the water in Queens, I don’t know, but now I am starting from zero. Less than zero, really, since the search for good coffee is complicated by my new intolerance to caffeine.

Funny how one day things can change.