Chat Excerpt

Chat excerpt between Secret Agent Gnocchi and Dr Ravioli:

G: are you busy that weekend, Joe can come up to visit
R: that would be great to have Joe up, I don’t have anything planned
G: cool I’ll let him know
R: I don’t remember him cooking last time he was here
G: sweetie we can’t force our friends to cook for us every time they visit
R: **maniacal laughter** yea, but can we force them to cook at least every other time?

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Chat Excerpt

From a chat with P:

P: if i don’t have parchment paper, is that ok?
can i just cook the bagels on a pan?
OF: Yes, but you should grease the pan, pref with lard, but canola oil would be ok, too
P: ok
lard, like Crisco?
OF: No, crisco is made out of virgins and black magic
Lard is made out of pigs
You could use butter, but it might burn in the oven, and oil is cheaper
P: haha, ok
what about pam?
OF: Do you hate me?

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